# use & for colors
#   placeholders will be listed in front of the keys

# messages and inventory titles directly related to the game
game:
  econ:
    # use %cost% for the amount payed
    payed: " &2Du hast &4%cost% gezahlt"
    notEnoughMoney: " &4Nicht genug Geld!"
  closedGame: " &2Momentaner Punktestand: &6%score%"
  inventoryTitles:
    gameTitle: "&9&lCC   &r&1%score% Kekse"
  cookieName: "&1&lKeks"
  ovenName: "&a&lDeine Keksproduktion"
  ovenLore:
    - ""
    - '&1Do produzierst im Moment:'
    - "  &2%cookies_per_second% &1Kekse pro Sekunde (CpS)"
    - "  &2%cookies_per_click% &1Kekse pro Klick"
  productionLore:
    - "Kaufen für: %cost% (linksclick)"
    - "  Verkaufe mit Rechtsklick"
    - ""
    - '&1Du hast %count% %name%(s)'
    - "  &1Jedes Gebäude produziert %cookies_per_second_per_item% pro Sekunde"
    - "  &1Gesamtproduktion: %cookies_per_second%"


prefix: "[&3CookieClicker&r]"
name: "&1CookieClicker&r"


gameHelp:
  - '&1&lBacke Kekse, indem du auf den Keks klickst.'
  - ""
  - '&1&lMit Keksen kannst du Gebäude kaufen,'
  - '  &1&ldie automatisch Kekse produzieren.'
  - ""
  - '&1&lDu kannst Upgrades freischalten und kaufen,'
  - '  &1&lum die Produktion zu erhöhen.'


buildings:
  # this allows you to colour the display name of the buildings
  #   %name% is defined for each building below
  buildingDisplayName: "&a&l%name%"
  # The following lore is used for all buildings
  # placeholders: cost, name, cookies_per_second_per_item, cookies_per_second
  buildingLore:
    - "Eins kaufen für &r&c%cost%&5&o (links-klick)"
    - ""
    - '&1Du hast &r&2%count%&1 %name%'
    - "  &1Jede(s) produziert &r&2%cookies_per_second_per_item%&1 pro Sekunde"
    - "  &1Gesammte Produktion: &r&2%cookies_per_second%&1"
    - ""
    # here the building specific description is added
  cursor:
    name: "Zeiger"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Klickt einmal alle 10 Sekunden."'
  grandma:
    name: "Oma"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Eine nette Oma, die für dich backt."'
  farm:
    name: "Farm"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Züchte Kekse auf Feldern"'
  mine:
    name: "Mine"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Baut Teig und Schokolade im Stollen ab."'
  factory:
    name: "Fabrik"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Industrielle Keksproduktion..."'
  bank:
    name: "Bank"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Kekse aus Zinsen."'
  temple:
    name: "Tempel"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Voller alter und heiliger Kekse."'
  wizard_tower:
    name: "Zaubererturm"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Rufe Kekse mit Zaubern herbei."'
  shipment:
    name: "Weltraumfrachter"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Bringt Kekse vom fernen Keksplaneten."'
  alchemy_lab:
    name: "Laboratorium"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Verwandelt Gold in Kekse!"'
  portal:
    name: "Portal"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Öffnet ein Tor zum Keksuniversum."'
  time_machine:
    name: "Zeitmaschine"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Holt Kekse zurück aus der Vergangenheit,'
      - '&5&o     bevor sie gegessen wurden."'
  antimatter_condenser:
    name: "Antimaterie-Kondensierer"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Kondensiert die Antimaterie des Universums...'
      - '&5&o     zu Keksen."'
  prism:
    name: "Prisma"
    description:
      - '&5&o"Verwandelt reines Licht in Kekse."'


upgrades:
  # this allows you to colour the display name of the upgrades
  #   %name% is defined for each upgrade below
  upgradeDisplayName: "&a&l%name%"
  # with the following lines every upgrade lore begins
  #   %cost% can be used
  upgradeLore:
    - "Preis: &r&c%cost%"
    - ""
  # to this the other (defined below) lore parts are added

  # there are different types of upgrades and they have different middle lore parts
  #   here %building% is replaced by the defined building name in LOWERCASE!
  #   use %Building% to get the name exactly as defined
  types:
    classic:
      - "&b%Building% &lverdoppelt&r&b die Produktion."
      - ""
    classic_mouse:
      - "&bMaus und %building%s sind &ldoppelt&r&b so effektiv."
      - ""
    gain_mouse_and_other:
      - "&bMaus und %building%s produzieren zusätzlich &l%gain%&r&bs"
      - "     &bKekse pro nicht-%building% Gebäude."
      - ""
    gain_mouse_per_cps: # gain a percentage of current CPS
      - "&bKlicken generiert zusätzlich &l%gain%&r&b deiner CpS.."
      - ""

  # list of all upgrades is following
  #   DO NOT change the numbers! they are unique in-game IDs for the upgrades
  upgrades:
    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Mouse upgrades (type: gain_mouse_per_cps)
    75:
      name: "Plastik Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Etwas quitschig."'
    76:
      name: "Eisen Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Klick als wäre es 1,349!"'
    77:
      name: "Titan Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Schwer, aber stark."'
    78:
      name: "Adamantium Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Die könnte Diamant schneiden..."'
    119:
      name: "Unobtainium Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Diese schöne Maus sollte reichen."'
    190:
      name: "Eludium Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"An deiner Stelle würde ich das lassen..."'
    191:
      name: "Wishalloy Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Klicken ist schön und gut,'
        - '&5&o  aber zertrümmer deine'
        - '&5&o  Maus nicht darüber."'
    366:
      name: "Fantastahl Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Du köntest mit deinem'
        - '&5&o   touchpad klicken und'
        - '&5&o   wir hätten keine Ahnung."'
    367:
      name: "Unzerstörbare Maus"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Wie viel größer kann man eine'
        - '&5&o   Maus machen, bevor sie als'
        - '&5&o   Ratte gesehen wird?"'

    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Cursor upgrades
    #   the following three upgrades double the mouse and cursor efficiency (type: classic_mouse)
    0:
      name: "Verstärkter Indexfinger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"prod prod"'
    1:
      name: "Fingerwundheilcreme"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Es... es tut weh zu klicken..."'
    2:
      name: "Ambidextrous"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Guck Mama, mit beiden Händen!"'

    #  the following Cursor upgrades add gain to mouse and cursor for all non cursor buildings owned (type: gain_mouse)
    3:
      name: "Tausend Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"klickity"'
    4:
      name: "Millionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"klickityklickity"'
    5:
      name: "Billionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"klickityklickityklickity"'
    6:
      name: "Trillionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"klickityklickityklickityklickity"'
    43:
      name: "Quadrillionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"klickityklickityklickityklickityklickity"'
    82:
      name: "Quintillionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Junge, klick einfach: klick klick klick,'
        - '&5&o     Echt einfach..."'
    109:
      name: "Sextillionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Manchmal'
        - '&5&oklicken Dinge'
        - '&5&oeinfach"'
    188:
      name: "Septillionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"[schmackhafter Zeigertext]"'
    189:
      name: "Octillionen Finger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Wow, so viele Finger!"'

    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Grandma upgrades (type: classic)
    7:
      name: "Applaus von Oma"
      description:
        - '&5&o"RE:RE:Ich dachte mir schon, dass dir das hilft ;))"'
    8:
      name: "Stahl-Teigroller"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Genau was du brauchst."'
    9:
      name: "Dritte Zähne"
      description:
        - '&5&o"squish"'
    44:
      name: "Multivitaminsaft"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Jetzt kann''s los gehen"'
    110:
      name: "Gleitsichtbrillen"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Oh... DAS hab ich gebacken."'
    192:
      name: "Falten-erzeugende-creme"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Im Gegensatz zu dem Glauben der meisten,'
        - '&5&o    werden Omas immer machtvoller,'
        - '&5&o    je älter sie sind."'
    294:
      name: "X-treme Gehhilfe"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Vollständig mit Feuerdeko und einem'
        - '&5&o    kleinen Horn: "toot"."'
    307:
      name: "Unbridling"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Sehr schlechte Erziehung...'
        - '&5&o    Aber wir schauen mal, was Oma'
        - '&5&o    noch damit vorhat."'

    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Farm upgrades (type: classic)
    10:
      name: "Billige Harken"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Harke den Teig!"'
    11:
      name: "Dünger"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Das ist Schokolade, ich schwöre."'
    12:
      name: "Keksbäume"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Ein Verwanter der Brotfrucht."'
    45:
      name: "Genetisch veränderte Kekse"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Nur natürliche Mutationen."'
    111:
      name: "Ginger Vogelscheuchen"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Sie starren deine Kekspflanzen komisch an."'
    193:
      name: "Pulsierende Sprinkler"
      description:
        - '&5&o"So etwas wir überwässern gibt es nicht.'
        - '&5&o    Je nasser, desto besser."'
    295:
      name: "Teigpilze"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Ein süßer Parasit, der beim Kekswachstum hilft.'
        - '&5&o    Atme die Sporen nicht ein!'
        - '&5&o    Im Falle von Hautkontakt, suche in den'
        - '&5&o    nächsten 36 Sekunden einen Artzt auf!"'
    308:
      name: "Lebendige Pflanzen"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Gartenarbeit ist so viel leichter, wenn deinen Pflanzen'
        - '&5&o    einfach rumlaufen können und auf der Farm helfen.'
        - '&5&oNicht streicheln. Nicht füttern. Versuche nicht dich anzufreunden."'

    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Mine upgrades (type: classic)
    16:
      name: "Zuckergas"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Ein pinkes, giftiges Gas, welches in den Tiefen'
        - '&5&o    der Schokolademinen gefunden werden kann."'
    17:
      name: "Megabohrer"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Du bist tief drinnen."'
    18:
      name: "Ultrabohrer"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Endlich eingestürzt?"'
    47:
      name: "Ultimativer Bohrer"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Durchbohre den Himmel, und so weiter..."'
    113:
      name: "H-bomben-sprengung"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Fragliche Effizienz,'
        - '&5&o    aber trotzdem spektakulär."'
    195:
      name: "Coreforge"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Du bist endlich im Mittelpunkt'
        - '&5&o     der Erde angekommen.'
        - '&5&o     Ist ziemlich warm hier unten..."'
    296:
      name: "Planetenspalter"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Diese neuen state-of-the-art Bohrer'
        - '&5&o     wurden schon auf Merula,'
        - '&5&o     Globort und Flwanza VI getested,'
        - '&5&o     zusammen mit anderen fernen Planeten,'
        - '&5&o     die seltsam still geworden sind."'
    309:
      name: "Canola Öl Quellen"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Ein bis jetzt nicht verwendeter Rohstoff.'
        - '&5&o     Canola Öl weicht den Untergrund auf'
        - '&5&o     und verleiht der gewonnen Schokolade'
        - '&5&o     ihren unglaublichen Geschmack."'

    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Factory upgrades (type: classic)
    13:
      name: "Sturdier conveyor belts"
      description:
        - '&5&o"You''re going places."'
    14:
      name: "Child labor"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Cheaper, healthier workforce."'
    15:
      name: "Sweatshop"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Slackers will be terminated."'
    46:
      name: "Radium reactors"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Gives your cookies a healthy glow."'
    112:
      name: "Recombobulators"
      description:
        - '&5&o"A major part of cookie recombobulation."'
    194:
      name: "Deep-bake process"
      description:
        - '&5&o"A patented process increasing cookie'
        - '&5&o    yield two-fold for the same'
        - '&5&o    amount of ingredients.'
        - '&5&o    Don''t ask how, don''t take pictures,'
        - '&5&o    and be sure to wear your'
        - '&5&o    protective suit."'
    297:
      name: "Cyborg workforce"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Semi-synthetic organisms don''t'
        - '&5&o    slack off, don''t unionize, and'
        - '&5&o    have 20% shorter lunch breaks,'
        - '&5&o    making them ideal labor fodder."'
    310:
      name: "78-hour days"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Why didn''t we think of this earlier?"'

    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Bank upgrades (type: classic)
    232:
      name: "Taller tellers"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Able to process a higher amount'
        - '&5&o     of transactions. Careful though,'
        - '&5&o     as taller tellers tell tall tales."'
    233:
      name: "Scissor-resistant credit cards"
      description:
        - '&5&o"For those truly valued customers."'
    234:
      name: "Acid-proof vaults"
      description:
        - '&5&o"You know what they say:'
        - '&5&o    better safe than sorry."'
    235:
      name: "Chocolate coins"
      description:
        - '&5&o"This revolutionary currency is'
        - '&5&o    much easier to melt and form'
        - '&5&o    into ingots - and tastes much'
        - '&5&o    better, for a change."'
    236:
      name: "Exponential interest rates"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Can''t argue with mathematics!'
        - '&5&o     Now fork it over."'
    237:
      name: "Financial zen"
      description:
        - '&5&o"The ultimate grail of economic thought;'
        - '&5&o    the feng shui of big money,'
        - '&5&o    the stock market yoga,'
        - '&5&o    the Heimlich maneuver'
        - '&5&o    of dimes and nickels."'
    298:
      name: "Way of the wallet"
      description:
        - '&5&o"This new monetary school of thought'
        - '&5&o    is all the rage on the'
        - '&5&o    banking scene;'
        - '&5&o    follow its precepts'
        - '&5&o    and you may just profit from it."'
    311:
      name: "The stuff rationale"
      description:
        - '&5&o"If not now, when? If not it, what?'
        - '&5&o    If not things... stuff?"'

    # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    # Temple upgrades (type: classic)
    238:
      name: "Golden idols"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Lure even greedier adventurers'
        - '&5&o     to retrieve your cookies.'
        - '&5&o     Now that''s a real idol game!"'
    239:
      name: "Sacrifices"
      description:
        - '&5&o"What''s a life to a gigaton of cookies?"'
    240:
      name: "Delicious blessing"
      description:
        - '&5&o"And lo, the Baker''s almighty spoon'
        - '&5&o    came down and distributed'
        - '&5&o    holy gifts unto the believers -'
        - '&5&o    shimmering sugar,'
        - '&5&o    and chocolate dark as night,'
        - '&5&o    and all manner of wheats.'
        - '&5&o    And boy let me tell you,'
        - '&5&o    that party was mighty gnarly."'
    241:
      name: "Sun festival"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Free the primordial powers of your temples'
        - '&5&o    with these annual celebrations'
        - '&5&o    involving fire-breathers,'
        - '&5&o    traditional dancing,'
        - '&5&o    ritual beheadings'
        - '&5&o    and other merriments!"'
    242:
      name: "Enlarged pantheon"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Enough spiritual inadequacy! More'
        - '&5&o    divinities than you''ll ever need,'
        - '&5&o    or your money back!'
        - '&5&o    100% guaranteed!"'
    243:
      name: "Great Baker in the sky"
      description:
        - '&5&o"This is it. The ultimate deity has finally'
        - '&5&o    cast Their sublimely divine eye upon'
        - '&5&o    your operation;'
        - '&5&o    whether this is a good thing'
        - '&5&o    or possibly the end of days'
        - '&5&o    is something you should find out...'
        - '&5&o    very soon!"'
    299:
      name: "Creation myth"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Stories have been circulating'
        - '&5&o    about the origins of'
        - '&5&o    the very first cookie'
        - '&5&o    that was ever baked;'
        - '&5&o    tales of how it all began,'
        - '&5&o    in the Dough beyond time'
        - '&5&o    and the Ovens of destiny."'
    312:
      name: "Theocracy"
      description:
        - '&5&o"You''ve turned your cookie empire'
        - '&5&o    into a perfect theocracy,'
        - '&5&o    gathering the adoration'
        - '&5&o    of zillions of followers'
        - '&5&o    from every corner of the universe.'
        - '&5&o    Don''t let it go to your head."'

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    # Wizard Tower upgrades (type: classic)
    244:
      name: "Pointier hats"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Tests have shown increased thaumic'
        - '&5&o     receptivity relative to the'
        - '&5&o     geometric proportions of'
        - '&5&o     wizardly conic implements."'
    245:
      name: "Beardlier beards"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Haven''t you heard? The beard is the word."'
    246:
      name: "Ancient grimoires"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Contain interesting spells such as:'
        - '&5&o    "Turn Water To Drool",'
        - '&5&o    "Grow Eyebrows On Furniture"'
        - '&5&o    and "Summon Politician"."'
    247:
      name: "Kitchen curses"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Exotic magic involved in all'
        - '&5&o    things pastry-related.'
        - '&5&o    '
        - '&5&o    Hexcellent!"'
    248:
      name: "School of sorcery"
      description:
        - '&5&o"This cookie-funded academy of'
        - '&5&o    witchcraft is home to the 4'
        - '&5&o    prestigious houses of magic :'
        - '&5&o    the Jocks, the Nerds,'
        - '&5&o    the Preps, and the Deathmunchers."'
    249:
      name: "Dark formulas"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Eldritch forces are behind these spells -'
        - '&5&o    you get the feeling you really'
        - '&5&o    shouldn''t be messing with those.'
        - '&5&o    But I mean, free cookies, right?"'
    300:
      name: "Cookiemancy"
      description:
        - '&5&o"There it is;'
        - '&5&o the perfected school of baking magic.'
        - '&5&o From summoning chips to hexing nuts,'
        - '&5&o there is not a single part of'
        - '&5&o cookie-making that hasn''t been'
        - '&5&o improved tenfold by magic tricks."'
    313:
      name: "Rabbit trick"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Using nothing more than a fancy top hat,'
        - '&5&o    your wizards have found a way'
        - '&5&o    to simultaneously curb rabbit population'
        - '&5&o    and produce heaps of extra cookies'
        - '&5&o    for basically free!'
        - ''
        - '&5&o    Resulting cookies may or may not'
        - '&5&o    be fit for vegans.'

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    # Shipment upgrades (type: classic)
    19:
      name: "Vanilla nebulae"
      description:
        - '&5&o"If you removed your space helmet,'
        - '&5&o     you could probably smell it!'
        - '&5&o     '
        - '&5&o     (Note : don''t do that.)"'
    20:
      name: "Wormholes"
      description:
        - '&5&o"By using these as shortcuts,'
        - '&5&o  your ships can travel much faster."'
    21:
      name: "Frequent flyer"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Come back soon!"'
    48:
      name: "Warp drive"
      description:
        - '&5&o"To boldly bake."'
    114:
      name: "Chocolate monoliths"
      description:
        - '&5&o"My god. It''s full of chocolate bars."'
    196:
      name: "Generation ship"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Built to last, this humongous spacecraft'
        - '&5&o    will surely deliver your cookies'
        - '&5&o    to the deep ends of space, one day."'
    301:
      name: "Dyson sphere"
      description:
        - '&5&o"You''ve found a way to apply your knowledge'
        - '&5&o of cosmic technology to slightly'
        - '&5&o more local endeavors;'
        - '&5&o this gigantic sphere of meta-materials,'
        - '&5&o wrapping the solar system,'
        - '&5&o is sure to kick your baking abilities'
        - '&5&o           up a notch."'
    314:
      name: "The final frontier"
      description:
        - '&5&o"It''s been a long road, getting from there'
        - '&5&o    to here. It''s all worth it though -'
        - '&5&o    the sights are lovely and'
        - '&5&o    the oil prices slightly more reasonable."'

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    # Alchemy Lab upgrades (type: classic)
    22:
      name: "Antimony"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Actually worth a lot of mony."'
    23:
      name: "Essence of dough"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Extracted through the 5 ancient steps'
        - '&5&o  of alchemical baking."'
    24:
      name: "True chocolate"
      description:
        - '&5&o"The purest form of cacao."'
    49:
      name: "Ambrosia"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Adding this to the cookie mix is sure to'
        - '&5&o     make them even more addictive!'
        - '&5&o     Perhaps dangerously so.'
        - '&5&o     Let''s hope you can keep'
        - '&5&o     selling these legally."'
    115:
      name: "Aqua crustulae"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Careful with the dosing -'
        - '&5&o     one drop too much and'
        - '&5&o     you get muffins...'
        - '&5&o     Nobody likes muffins..."'
    197:
      name: "Origin crucible"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Built from the rarest of earths'
        - '&5&o    and located at the very deepest'
        - '&5&o    of the largest mountain,'
        - '&5&o    this legendary crucible is said'
        - '&5&o    to retain properties'
        - '&5&o    from the big-bang itself."'
    302:
      name: "Theory of atomic fluidity"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Pushing alchemy to its most extreme limits,'
        - '&5&o you find that everything is transmutable'
        - '&5&o into anything else - lead to gold,'
        - '&5&o mercury to water; more importantly,'
        - '&5&o you realize that anything can -and should-'
        - '&5&o be converted to cookies."'
    315:
      name: "Beige goo"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Well now you''ve done it. Good job. Very nice.'
        - '&5&o    That''s 3 galaxies you''ve just'
        - '&5&o    converted into cookies.'
        - '&5&o    Good thing you can hop'
        - '&5&o    from universe to universe."'

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    # Portal upgrades (type: classic)
    25:
      name: "Ancient tablet"
      description:
        - '&5&o"A strange slab of peanut brittle, holding'
        - '&5&o     an ancient cookie recipe. Neat!"'
    26:
      name: "Insane oatling workers"
      description:
        - '&5&o"ARISE, MY MINIONS!"'
    27:
      name: "Soul bond"
      description:
        - '&5&o"So I just sign up and get more cookies?'
        - '&5&o     Sure, whatever!"'
    50:
      name: "Sanity dance"
      description:
        - '&5&o"We can change if we want to.'
        - '&5&o     We can leave our brains behind."'
    116:
      name: "Brane transplant"
      description:
        - '&5&o"This refers to the practice of merging'
        - '&5&o  higher dimensional universes,'
        - '&5&o  or "branes", with our own,'
        - '&5&o  in order to facilitate transit'
        - '&5&o  (and harvesting of precious cookie dough)."'
    198:
      name: "Deity-sized portals"
      description:
        - '&5&o"It''s almost like, say, an elder god'
        - '&5&o    could fit through this thing now.'
        - '&5&o    '
        - '&5&o    Hypothetically."'
    303:
      name: "End of times back-up plan"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Just in case, alright?"'
    316:
      name: "Maddening chants"
      description:
        - '&5&o"A popular verse goes like so:'
        - '&5&o    "jau''hn madden jau''hn madden'
        - '&5&o    aeiouaeiouaeiou brbrbrbrbrbrbr""'

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    # Time Machine upgrades (type: classic)
    28:
      name: "Flux capacitors"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Bake to the future."'
    29:
      name: "Time paradox resolver"
      description:
        - '&5&o"No more fooling around with'
        - '&5&o     your own grandmother!"'
    30:
      name: "Quantum conundrum"
      description:
        - '&5&o"There is only one constant,'
        - '&5&o and that is universal uncertainty.'
        - '&5&o '
        - '&5&o     Or is it?"'
    51:
      name: "Causality enforcer"
      description:
        - '&5&o"What happened, happened."'
    117:
      name: "Yestermorrow comparators"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Fortnights into milleniums."'
    199:
      name: "Far future enactment"
      description:
        - '&5&o"The far future enactment authorizes you'
        - '&5&o    to delve deep into the future -'
        - '&5&o    where civilization has fallen'
        - '&5&o    and risen again,'
        - '&5&o    and cookies are plentiful."'
    304:
      name: "Great loop hypothesis"
      description:
        - '&5&o"What if our universe is just one instance'
        - '&5&o    of an infinite cycle?'
        - '&5&o    What if, before and after it,'
        - '&5&o    stretched infinite amounts of'
        - '&5&o    the same universe,'
        - '&5&o    themselves containing infinite'
        - '&5&o    amounts of cookies?"'
    317:
      name: "Cookietopian moments of maybe"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Reminiscing how things could have been,'
        - '&5&o should have been, will have been."'

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    # Antimatter Condenser upgrades (type: classic)
    99:
      name: "Sugar bosons"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Sweet firm bosons."'
    100:
      name: "String theory"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Reveals new insight about the true'
        - '&5&o     meaning of baking cookies'
        - '&5&o     (and, as a bonus, the'
        - '&5&o     structure of the universe)."'
    101:
      name: "Large macaron collider"
      description:
        - '&5&o"How singular!"'
    102:
      name: "Big bang bake"
      description:
        - '&5&o"And that''s how it all began."'
    118:
      name: "Reverse cyclotrons"
      description:
        - '&5&o"These can uncollision particles'
        - '&5&o and unspin atoms.'
        - '&5&o   For... uh...'
        - '&5&o   better flavor, and stuff."'
    200:
      name: "Nanocosmics"
      description:
        - '&5&o"The theory of nanocosmics posits'
        - '&5&o    that each subatomic particle'
        - '&5&o    is in fact its own self-'
        - '&5&o    contained universe, holding'
        - '&5&o    unfathomable amounts of energy."'
    305:
      name: "The Pulse"
      description:
        - '&5&o"You''ve tapped into the very pulse'
        - '&5&o    of the cosmos,'
        - '&5&o    a timeless rhythm along which'
        - '&5&o    every material and antimaterial'
        - '&5&o    thing beats in unison.'
        - '&5&o    This, somehow, means more cookies."'
    318:
      name: "Some other super-tiny fundamental particle?"
      description:
        - '&5&o"When even the universe is running'
        - '&5&o      out of ideas,'
        - '&5&o      that''s when you know:'
        - '&5&o      you''re nearing the end."'

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    # Prism upgrades (type: classic)
    175:
      name: "Gem polish"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Get rid of the grime'
        - '&5&o    and let more light in.'
        - '&5&o    Truly, truly outrageous."'
    176:
      name: "9th color"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Delve into the untouched optical'
        - '&5&o     depths where even the mantis'
        - '&5&o     shrimp hasn''t set an eye!"'
    177:
      name: "Chocolate light"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Bask into its cocoalesence.'
        - '&5&o    (Warning :'
        - '&5&o     may cause various interesting'
        - '&5&o     albeit deadly skin conditions.)"'
    178:
      name: "Grainbow"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Remember the different grains using'
        - '&5&o    the handy Roy G. Biv mnemonic:'
        - '&5&o    R is for rice, O is for Oats...'
        - '&5&o    uh, B for barley?..."'
    179:
      name: "Pure cosmic light"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Your prisms now receive pristine'
        - '&5&o unadulterated photons from the'
        - '&5&o other end of the universe."'
    201:
      name: "Glow-in-the-dark"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Your prisms now glow in the dark,'
        - '&5&o  effectively doubling their output."'
    306:
      name: "Lux sanctorum"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Your prism attendants have become'
        - '&5&o   increasingly mesmerized with'
        - '&5&o   something in the light - '
        - '&5&o   or maybe something beyond it;'
        - '&5&o   beyond us all, perhaps?"'
    319:
      name: "Reverse shadows"
      description:
        - '&5&o"Oh man,'
        - '&5&o   this is really messing with your eyes."'